TODAY'S HEADLINE
Max, a parsons terrier owned by author Alex Scarrow, finally managed, after seven months to do poops in the right place. A spokesman from the Scarrow household said that ‘there had been concerns amongst management that the lad wasn’t up to it and might not fit in the Scarrow Squad.’ Max admitted that he was getting kind of worried that his owners might get totally ‘hacked off with the poop thing’ and told THE SUN that he planned to celebrate today with ‘a few beers and a laugh with the lads.’
Owner, Alex Scarrow, was very enthusiatic with his praise; ‘Max played an absolute blinder this morning, placing a poop right in the back of the yard just as the final whistle for him to come in went. We’re all thrilled to bits for him that the long learning curve appears to, at last, be over.’ Frances Scarrow, wife and co-owner agreed – ‘We can now consider moving forward towards an official treat-regime, which could even include plate-scraps, without worrying quite so much about his little tummy splashing the end result all around our kitchen floor. Which, I might add, was starting to look a bit skanky.’
Dogs in the garden next door were also full of praise for Max. ‘We know the poor little bugger’s been out there in the garden trying to get it right…not quite finding the right place to go and then taking a dump back in the house, which no one was too happy about. We’re made up for him. The lad done good.’
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